What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Do married men like sucking dick?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.